The Answer’s a Lemon

Holidays, Hallmark, and a hell of a lot of family baggage come up in this one, folks. Happy Winter celebrations to all of you!
 
Questions asked:
What non-holiday item/place SCREAMS yuletide for you?
What holiday media would you wipe from collective memory?
If you play dreidel, what do you want to be up for grabs as the prize?
You set an extra plate out for Christmas Eve dinner, who do you hope is showing up on your doorstep?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Con(n)or, noun: The entity resulting from a Dragonball Z Fusion Dance between Conor and Connor.
 
Questions asked:
If you were an exercise, which would you be?
Overnight, the human race becomes totally chill about public nudity. What's the best and worst thing about this?
What is your guilty pleasure video game?
What is your go-to snakemeal?
The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a continuation or update that's not just a desperate cash grab?
 
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So, that's what I did.
 
Questions asked:
What's your favorite video game OST?
Baths or showers?
What is your heel wrestling Persona?
If you were cursed to live out the rest of your life as an animal, what would be the cruelest and most ironic choice?
 
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Happy Hell Christmas, y'all.
 
Questions asked:
Which horror villain gives the best hugs?
If you were alive at the time of the witch trials, what everyday activity of yours would cause you to be accused of witchcraft?
What classic movie monster would you want to take as a wedding as your date?
If you died and your spirit was tied to an existing item of yours, what would that be?
What was something from childhood TV that scared the hell out of you?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
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theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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May God forgive you for Hyper Winter... but I won't.
 
Questions asked:
You’ve been commissioned to write a sequel to a pop song, what’s it called?
If you could add a season to the year, when would it be, and what would it be like?
You can add feathers to any creature without them. Which would it be? (Bonus: if you want, what bird would you take the feathers from?)
What animal would you ride into battle?
 
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lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
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I bet Death's a Yoshi main in Mario Party.
 
Questions asked:
Who has performed your favorite cover song? (Bonus: what's your favorite remix?)
What's your midlife crisis food stand?
What genre of henchmen would you have?
What game would you play Death for your soul?
 
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theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Like Bobby Orr, but without the victory.
 
Questions asked:
Where is your happy place?
What's your favorite lie?
You have a monument in your honor made. What is it?
You're a tiny, fae-sized person, what fruit or vegetable would be your house?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Check out the artists Evan mentioned:
Dr. Rocket
Mikey Muffins
Sister Wife Sex Strike
 
Who let these boys under the same roof?
 
The God of Odd sojourns in the PNW to visit Evan. They make their partners wait to enjoy a lovely day in Seattle to chat. Hope you're hungry for more because there's a lot of food talked about in this one.
 
Questions asked:
What is your most aesthetically pleasing word?
You can eat and digest one material. What is it?
What were you obsessing over when you were 12?
You have a dessert named after you. What is it?
 
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We figure it out right after this, I promise.
 
Down a little sister, Evan and the God of Odd do what they do best: ask each other increasingly strange questions. And argue.
 
Questions asked:
What food would you do for an eating challenge? Quantity, not spice. 
What kitchen spice are you?
What's the best beer you've ever had?
If you owned an ice cream shop, what would be your signature flavor?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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TW: Violence against animals: 00:53:14 - 1:08:00
 
Welcome to the Answer's a Lemon! Before we had any planning, equipment, name, or knowledge as to what we're doing. See what Conor and Evan were doing back in the height of the pandemic. Oh, and Erin's there too.
 
Questions asked:
What type of bread do you identify as?
How many seagulls could you take in a fight?
What's your favorite weird animal name?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
 
Artwork by @Melindaington.
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!