The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.

Episodes

4 days ago

1 hr 14 min

I love Kung Fu.
 
Questions asked:
What's your frustrating addiction?
What non-digital art form do you want to be really good at?
You can only listen to one album for a year. What is it?
After years of training, you're starring in a kung fu movie. Which style did you master?            
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

4 days ago

1 hr 14 min

Sep 29, 2026

1 hr 12 min

Shine your shell, you can do it.
(Note: the em dash is an important piece of punctuation and I will never stop using it. Not letting AI take another thing from me.)
 
Questions asked:
The Devil's in a bind, he's way behind, and he's willing to make a deal — with you. What test of skill is he challenging you to?
What popular movie do you have zero intention of watching?
What's that one time you were right, but no one listened?
What's a game that you hate that you love?                 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Sep 29, 2026

1 hr 12 min

Sep 15, 2026

1 hr 10 min

We got a lot of lukewarm takes on this one.
 
Questions asked:
What was your favorite playground rumor?                     
Most overrated snack: go!      
You get Tom and Jerry'd to death. What did you in?             
Best Pokemon design. Go!                    
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Sep 15, 2026

1 hr 10 min

Sep 1, 2026

43 min

Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/
 
The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience....again. Our Sprite of Slightly Unusual takes over the podcast, the Humble host's brain shuts down, and every single guest rules.
Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.
 
Questions asked:
What magic system do you wish were real?
Which video game do you want to be made a show / which show do you want to be made a video game?
Which character's wardrobe are you raiding?
What band would make a great anime OP?
Who's the best dad?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Sep 1, 2026

43 min

Aug 18, 2026

1 hr 15 min

Metamorphosing into our worst selves.
 
Questions asked:
You go dormant inside of a chrysalis for three months. What's different when you come out?
They just released the mascot for your life. What does it look like?
What's your biggest "Man, I shoulda bought that!" regret?
Welcome to the Halls of Infamy. What was your first crime?       
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Aug 18, 2026

1 hr 15 min

Aug 4, 2026

17 min

Get your tickets and come say hey, nerds. https://anotheranimecon.com/

Aug 4, 2026

17 min

Jul 21, 2026

51 min

Your god of Odd couldn't make this episode. So Leah steps in. What could go wrong?
 
Questions asked:
What media do you regret interacting with the most?
Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be your little (?) buddy?
What video game/series do you want to get really good at?
What band has zero right being as good as they are?          
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Jul 21, 2026

51 min

Jul 7, 2026

1 hr 21 min

Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
 
Questions asked:
You've achieved rank of Grillmaster. What's your speciality?
Which president is the harshest judge for the public pool cannonball contest?
You've been left on a populated island. What one item are you bringing? (Apart from sunscreen and water, of course.)
What tropical libation did you invent for the guests of your private island?
What food item would actually benefit from a collab with bomb pop?               
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Jul 7, 2026

1 hr 21 min

Jun 23, 2026

54 min

Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
 
Questions asked:
What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
What's stressing you out right now?
You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
Which band name would be your best nickname?                
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Jun 23, 2026

54 min

Jun 9, 2026

1 hr 12 min

Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.
 
Questions asked:
What's one of life's small pleasures?            
If you were to murder someone, how would you do it? 
You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah) 
What's your favorite day of the week?                  
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Jun 9, 2026

1 hr 12 min

Yo, Thanks for Listening

You didn't need to do this, but you did.

And we are incredibly grateful.

We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.

If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,

-Evan

P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.

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