The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
Episodes
Sep 17, 2024
Sep 3, 2024
Sep 3, 2024
1 hr 24 sec
Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead.
Questions asked:
What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get?
What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade?
Be honest: furry or scaly?
Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Aug 20, 2024
Aug 20, 2024
1 hr 18 sec
Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder.
Questions asked:
We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?)
Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning?
Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home?
If you got one cyborg upgrade, what would it be?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Aug 6, 2024
Aug 6, 2024
1 hr 5 min
How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.
Questions asked:
What song do you listen to just for the opening?
Who was your first media-based crush?
Pokemon is a well that springs eternal. What gym are you running? Typing and badge name. (Bonus: Describe your team and gimmick.)
You're a cat burglar. What are you famous for nabbing?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Jul 23, 2024
Jul 23, 2024
20 min
Takin' a break this week. Love ya, bye!
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Jul 9, 2024
Jul 9, 2024
1 hr 15 min
How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.
Questions asked:
Which past president would you punch in the face and why?
Go-to mixed drink for your poolside summer bash?
The ultimate Jimmy Buffett memorial concert opens its curtains. What song are you hoping to kick off the concert?
The bald eagle's retiring. Which animal are you choosing from the Noah's Ark Auditioning Group, LLC for the next American symbol?
Send us your weird questions:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Jun 25, 2024
Jun 25, 2024
1 hr 9 min
Happy Pride. Buy a knife.
Questions asked:
What tattoo will you regret not getting?
What's the next step in medical science you WANT to happen?
If you were to start a road-side attraction, what would it be?
What's a concert you are unable to attend, but would absolutely love to see?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Jun 11, 2024
Jun 11, 2024
1 hr 7 min
"What would Kirby steal from an arcade" is the real question.
Questions asked:
If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he obtain?
What's a mild super power you'd have?
You are the size of a pencil and trapped in a blender. How do you get out?
You have the means -- What cabinet do you steal from an arcade?
Send us your weird questions:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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May 28, 2024
May 28, 2024
1 hr 15 min
We're not even sponsored.
Questions asked:
If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you?
What is your favorite mythical creature?
Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard?
What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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May 14, 2024
May 14, 2024
1 hr 1 min
It sure is a tour of all time.
Questions asked:
If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?
You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?
What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?
What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.