The Answer’s a Lemon

Takin' a break this week. Love ya, bye!
 
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How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.
 
Questions asked:
Which past president would you punch in the face and why?
Go-to mixed drink for your poolside summer bash?
The ultimate Jimmy Buffett memorial concert opens its curtains. What song are you hoping to kick off the concert?
The bald eagle's retiring. Which animal are you choosing from the Noah's Ark Auditioning Group, LLC for the next American symbol? 
 
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Happy Pride. Buy a knife.
 
Questions asked:
What tattoo will you regret not getting?
What's the next step in medical science you WANT to happen?
If you were to start a road-side attraction, what would it be?
What's a concert you are unable to attend, but would absolutely love to see?
 
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"What would Kirby steal from an arcade" is the real question.
 
Questions asked:
If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he obtain?
What's a mild super power you'd have?
You are the size of a pencil and trapped in a blender. How do you get out?
You have the means -- What cabinet do you steal from an arcade?
 
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We're not even sponsored.
 
Questions asked:
If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you?
What is your favorite mythical creature?
Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard?
What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time?
 
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It sure is a tour of all time.
 
Questions asked:
If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?
You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?
What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?
What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?
 
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It sure is a tour of all time.
 
Questions asked:
You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves?
You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you?
How many flower petals are too many?
Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)?
 
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Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad.
 
Questions asked:
What's your fursona?
You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of?
You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping?
What's your least favorite office jargon?
 
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Evan's back was getting to him in this one.
 
Questions asked:
TBU
 
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Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.
 
Questions asked:
What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?
What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?
Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?
Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?
 
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