The Answer’s a Lemon

I am in so much pain. We talk about old questions here.

Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead.
 
Questions asked:
What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get?
What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade?
Be honest: furry or scaly?
Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor?
 
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Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder.
 
Questions asked:
We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?)
Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning?
Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home?
If you got one cyborg upgrade, what would it be?
 
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How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.
 
Questions asked:
What song do you listen to just for the opening?
Who was your first media-based crush?
Pokemon is a well that springs eternal. What gym are you running? Typing and badge name. (Bonus: Describe your team and gimmick.)
You're a cat burglar. What are you famous for nabbing?
 
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Takin' a break this week. Love ya, bye!
 
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How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.
 
Questions asked:
Which past president would you punch in the face and why?
Go-to mixed drink for your poolside summer bash?
The ultimate Jimmy Buffett memorial concert opens its curtains. What song are you hoping to kick off the concert?
The bald eagle's retiring. Which animal are you choosing from the Noah's Ark Auditioning Group, LLC for the next American symbol? 
 
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Happy Pride. Buy a knife.
 
Questions asked:
What tattoo will you regret not getting?
What's the next step in medical science you WANT to happen?
If you were to start a road-side attraction, what would it be?
What's a concert you are unable to attend, but would absolutely love to see?
 
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"What would Kirby steal from an arcade" is the real question.
 
Questions asked:
If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he obtain?
What's a mild super power you'd have?
You are the size of a pencil and trapped in a blender. How do you get out?
You have the means -- What cabinet do you steal from an arcade?
 
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We're not even sponsored.
 
Questions asked:
If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you?
What is your favorite mythical creature?
Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard?
What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time?
 
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It sure is a tour of all time.
 
Questions asked:
If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?
You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?
What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?
What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?
 
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