The Answer’s a Lemon

Friends talking about animal friends.
 
Questions asked:
If you could have a dog-sized dinosaur as a pet, what would it be?
Do you have a best concert memory?
What's your go-to family comfort food?
What do you like about frogs?
 
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Wonder how long this'll last?
 
Questions asked:
Ignore the morality of cannibalism, what is the most delicious dieter? (Vegetarian, all-arounder, ketogenic, etc.)
You can get rid of having to do all chores save for one. Which is it?
You could have a LEGO set of anything, what is it? (Leah)
How do you alleviate the blues when you're feeling sad?
 
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A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.
 
Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed.
 
Questions asked:
What job do you really want robots to take over?
What fictional sport do you want made a reality?
What's a minor goal you want to achieve?
What's something you know too much about?
 
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The creepiest episode we've ever done.
 
Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year!
 
Questions asked:
Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind?
What band needs to make a holiday album?
What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition?
Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart?
Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli carrots. What is St. Nick's B-Team roster?
 
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Hoooooooooooboy!
 
Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode.
 
Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ
 
R.I.P. Big Cat
 
Questions asked:
What's your comfort show/movie?
Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's practical exam?
What's your favorite dragon?
Who's winning the WWE Smackdown finals? Crazy Cat LADY or Three Kidz in a Trenchcoat? (Bonus: But what! Who's that with the chair?)
 
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Our favorite part of YOUR personality? That you have great taste in podcasts. :)
 
Questions asked:
What's a mutation you want to see in people?
Coffee or tea?
Would you rather be a scamp, an imp, or a rascal?
What's your favorite part about your personality?
 
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Pet your sabrecat, tip your maid, and roll a joint because we're watching DBZ Abridged, kids.
DBZA Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013
 
Questions asked:
Of which Pokemon nickname are you proudest?
Weed names are dope (lol). What would you call your new strain?
You're a unit in a tactical JRPG. What class have you enlisted as?
What media from your formative years should someone experience to better understand you as a person?
 
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It's officially an annual celebration. Stay spooky, y'all.
 
Questions asked:
Your Ouija board session went awry. Who were you calling? Who answered?
If you're a ghost, how do you make yourself known to the humans?
You work at a staffing agency and Dracula drops off his resume. What type of job do you recommend him for?
Needles in the candy is so 2009. What is the new wave of moral panic?
If you were in a classic slasher flick, how far do you make it before the killer gets you?
 
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The boys may be back together in body, but in mind, they are anywhere else. Not sorry for the weird energy brought on this one. You know what you're getting yourself into.
 
Questions asked:
In money-less society, what is your currency of choice?
You can only eat 1 item of food forever. Can't spice it up, but serve in different ways.
No judgment judgment zone. What's your petty gripe about others?
What's the new urban legend you're sowing among the masses?
 
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Despite a broken spine and a looming vacation, the boys are back to answer half as many questions as usual.
 
Questions asked:
Carrie fisher was found bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." How are you going out?
What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?
 
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