The Answer’s a Lemon

It sure is a tour of all time.
 
Questions asked:
If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?
You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?
What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?
What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?
 
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It sure is a tour of all time.
 
Questions asked:
You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves?
You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you?
How many flower petals are too many?
Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad.
 
Questions asked:
What's your fursona?
You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of?
You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping?
What's your least favorite office jargon?
 
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Evan's back was getting to him in this one.
 
Questions asked:
TBU
 
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Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.
 
Questions asked:
What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?
What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?
Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?
Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know.
 
Questions asked:
What's your favorite kaiju?
What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you?
If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be?
Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy?
 
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Sofìa really elevates this episode. Conor and Evan bring it right back down.
 
Questions asked:
What is your favorite song not in your native language?
What is the least traditionally masculine thing about you? (Bonus: What is the least traditionally feminine thing about you?)
Would you rather to perfectly understand your pets or to have your pets perfectly understand you?
What animal, creature, or organism would you remove from the face of the Earth?
Which fictional character would you invite to brunch?
Songs from the episode:
Conor: Ai no Uta
Sofìa: Deja Vu
Evan: Seichoutsuu
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Are you feeling the love? Or at least whatever we're talking about?
 
Questions asked:
You are now Cupid. What are you shooting at your love struck fools?
How can someone win you over?
What are you leaving on the doorstep of your enemy?
What's the best love song?
What's something small, but endearing about your partner?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks!
 
Questions asked:
How do you feel about liminal spaces?
What fashion item/trend do you want to make a return with gusto?
If you could make a trading card game out of any subject, what would it be?
What do you want to happen to your body when you die?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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We dip into the past and it just goes to show: we've always loved weird questions.
 
Questions asked:
You can have any animal, any size, as a pet. what is it?
If you were the god of something, what would you want it to be?
What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?
Who is your favorite mononymn?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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