The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
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3 hours ago
3 hours ago
Whoa, what an episode. It's really good! Apparently, Evan loves straight lines.
Questions asked:
What's your 1920s gangster nickname?
What's adorable on the outside until you fully understand or experience it?
What instrument has the most sex appeal?
Which anime battle has impacted you the most?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
Apparently, Evan got really heavy on a lot of these questions. We hope you're into that kinda thing.
Questions asked:
If your childhood was a video game, describe the final boss?
You're a celebrity. What company do you want to partner with for a limited release? (Bonus: What is it?)
What's your favorite smell?
In a world of sentient jellybeans, which flavor rules in the apocalyptic wasteland?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Come now, me hearties, and let me spin ye a yarn about the dourest pirates there every be.
Questions asked:
Favorite obscure song?
What sport (no E) would you want to be good at?
Your palette is cleansed. What food do you want to try first?
Blackbeard kept lit candles in his beard. What's your pirate intimidation factor?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday May 13, 2025
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Diego used Flamethrower. It was super effective!
Questions asked:
What was the skill that you really wanted as a kiddo, but were unable to achieve?
What are your pet(s)'s four Pokemon moves?
About what "insignificant" subject are you madly passionate?
What unitasker do we actually need?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Evan got to meet people in real life. It was dope because you're dope.
Questions asked:
Which punctuation mark represents you?
You win mega millions. What is your first fun purchase?
Calling all artists! What would you want your local craft fair booth to be?
You've been inducted into the human being hall of fame. What for?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Apr 15, 2025
Tuesday Apr 15, 2025
CW: nightmares, body horror (teeth, eyeballs). 00:09:54-00:15:12
Wanna trade media?
Questions asked:
What concept/experience do we need a word for in English?
If you could eliminate one household chore from existence, what would it be?
Two-for-one special. You have to get a matching tattoo with someone. Who and what?
What media do you have that you don't think anyone else ever will?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
Please don't vote for us.
Questions asked:
If you were to get one, what would your next piercing be?
What band has zero right being as good as they are?
What's something you just don't give a shit about?
Congratulations on your political nomination. What tune are you blasting to open your rally?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
We yell at each other a lot in this episode. We deserve it.
Questions asked:
Hollywood called. You landed a gig as an extra. What movie and what part?\
What is your favorite cutesy phrase? (Shakin' bacon, later alligator, let's rock and roll)
What is your thrifting holy grail?
What's your go-to kitchen hack?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Raise your malort, it's another episode!
Mistborn spoilers from 1:25:40 - 1:27:48.
Questions asked:
What conspiracy theory are you starting?
What's the most memorable moment you got out of reading a book?
Which nondescript item of yours is most sentimental?
You're racing the Iditarod. What are your dogs names?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
This one's for you Marisa!
Questions asked:
What equipment from Zelda do you want to own?
What's in your dragon hoard?
What shouldn't you be listening to at the gym that you still do?
What does your cult worship?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.