The Answer’s a Lemon

Tell me your stats.
 
Questions asked:
How has it been having your name?
It's 2026. What flavor jelly bean do we need more than ever in these trying times?
You get to respec your current life build one time. Which two stats are you swapping?
You have been blessed to eradicate one non-life-threatening affliction. What is it?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Are you going to eat jerky?
 
Questions asked:
Who is your favorite mascot-esque video game character?
Which song is most nostalgic for you? (ala Erin)
$45 drops out of the sky. What are you buying with it?
What's your idle animation?
 
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/
 
The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience. Hilarity ensues. Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.
 
Questions asked:
What's the best anime opening?
Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be  your (little?) buddy?
You get to try one food from an anime. Which?
What's something from media/video games that needs to be real right now?
What's the worst reality to get isekai'd into?
 
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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We're making 2026 our year...by punishing each other with love.
 
Note: Apologies for Evan's clipping audio.
 
Questions asked:
What's your hell city?
What's your nutritional supplement scam?
What's one of your weird bad habits?
You've become a magical girl. What's your color scheme and motif? (Mindy)
 
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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Thanks for another great year everyone. See you in 2026.
 
Questions asked:
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, why is Santa Claus the best pirate ever?
Thanks to the state of capitalism, coal has become far more valuable than toys. What does Santa give naughty kids in the year of our Lord 2025 Anno Domini?
Welcome to the Isle of Misfit Toys. What's your situation?
Favorite Christmas food or drink?
 
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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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The energy in this one, yeah?
 
Questions asked:
What famous person do you want to come back from the dead to create one more piece of media?
You get to invent a new pie crust. What's coming out of your oven? (Leah)
Which Pokemon would cause the most destruction in the real world? (Bonus: Which would integrate perfectly into our society?)
What's something you appreciate about yourself?
 
Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40:
Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
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Again, a huge thank you to Another Anime Con and AniMaine!
Now Tex Avery, he was onto something.
 
Questions asked:
What's your favorite thing that your pet(s) do(es)?
What life statistic do you want to know about yourself?
I'm glad your Looney Tunes Speed Dating Session went well. Which one connected with you most?
Which minor villain do you wish got more screen time?
 
Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40:
Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

A roller derby of all time.
 
Questions asked:
What's an article of clothing you own that just sends your confidence through the roof?
What's your roller derby name?
For what type of plant do you want to have a guaranteed green thumb? (Leah)
What media do you regret interacting with the most?
 
Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40:
Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

So, so spooky.
 
Questions asked:
What is the most underrated Halloween candy?
Which classic horror monster is the best cook?
What are you handing out instead of candy?
 What's the best costume you ever wore?
 
Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40:
Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Which version is it?
 
Questions asked:
What famous painter do you commission for a portrait?
What's incredibly overrated?
Arguably, what's the one feature that makes a carnival a carnival?
If you were a drug, what would you be called on the streets?
 
Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40:
Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!